Q: Is $1,999 really the price for a full website?
Q: Why do you call it "mediocre marketing"?
A: Honesty in advertising. It's not bad. It's not going viral. It will ship.
Q: Why does your own website look like this?
A: It's a joke. The client sites look much better. Scroll up, re-read the tagline.
Q: Best viewed in Internet Explorer 6?
A: Correct. If you're reading this in Chrome you are already breaking the terms of service.
Q: What types of businesses do you work with?
A: Primarily local small businesses across South Florida. Typical clients include service businesses, medical and healthcare practices, doctors offices, retail storefronts, real estate professionals, financial services businesses, and owner-operated small businesses that need focused help but don't need a full-time executive on staff.
Q: Do you offer one-time projects or only monthly retainers?
A: Both! Hourly packages for specific, one-off needs (like selecting a new CRM or planning an office move) as well as ongoing monthly retainers for continuous marketing management or fractional COO support.
Q: Can you help even if I don't know exactly what I need?
A: Absolutely. That's often where the most value comes from. Many business owners just know they are "stuck" or overwhelmed. We'll sit down, untangle the mess, and figure out the actual bottleneck together.
Q: Do you manage both Meta and Google Ads?
A: Yes, full ads management for both platforms — overarching strategy, audience targeting, creative guidance, and day-to-day performance oversight.
Q: Can you help with business tools and software decisions?
A: Yes. Drowning in software choices is a common problem. CRM, phone systems, automation tools — I'll vet them, compare them, and save you from sitting through 40 demo calls.
Q: Are you local to South Florida?
A: Yes! Based right here in South Florida and love working with businesses in the community — quick call or in person, whatever works.
Q: Do you meet clients in person?
A: Always happy to meet in person when it's helpful. Sometimes a face-to-face whiteboard session over coffee is exactly what's needed to break through a problem.
Q: How quickly can you build a website?
A: Fast. Most straightforward websites are completed and live in under 10 days. No long agency timelines, no endless revision cycles — just a clean, professional site built and launched efficiently.
Q: What happens after I submit the contact form?
A: Your information gets reviewed and I reach out within 24–48 hours. We'll schedule a quick, no-pressure introductory call or grab coffee to see if it makes sense to work together.